Started by ryan1122t35 · 5 years, 1 month ago
wellll they weren't dating at the time but I can't even lie, i loved every second of it. i do kinda feel bad though
I haven't used a urinal since elementary school
what do you do in a public restroom? pee in a stall?
If a man hasn't discovered something that he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
Mind Body & Soul
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
-Benjamin Franklin (1775)
apparently sb's make the bitches all moist in their britches
interesting greentext time...
>home for spring break
>bored as fuck
>fuck it, going to local dive bar alone
>run into girl i graduated hs with
>typical home from college small talk
>both get pretty drunk
>she tells me she always thought i was really cute in hs
>start hooking up
>"my place is right around here, parents are away, we can go there if you want"
>making the beast with 2 backs at her place
>she gets a phonecall
>"fuck it, i'll get it after"
>she checks phone
>"oh i just gotta call him back"
>"who was it your dad?"
>"nah my boyfriend"
i'm now a homewrecker... not sure how to feel
i always read your username as "I back your syrup" kind of like if you goto a waffle house that has questionable syrup bottles at 2am.. you always support them.
fuckkkk, nero just got added to edcnyc